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Dick Rambone 16.7" - Beige (Rating: 5/5)
Yes, I have this product, but also wanted to be the person to write the first 100th product review!
First off, as others have said, this is not product for a first-time toy user, unless it is made for a gag gift. That said, an experienced ass-player can take the whole thing, and I thought I would tell you how I did it. I am only about 5'10'', so someone shorter may have more difficulty due to room for full insertion.
This started months ago with much smaller toys, each a little larger to continue the stretching. The two larger toys that I used for preparation were the Natural, and the LA special. Both compare in width so that is a good test. The natural has a more pronounced taper which I really liked, how it would pull in once that point was reached. All three are about the same stiffness and have to be worked in slowly to navigate the curves.
So of course before starting with any of the larger toys, you have to have cleared your bowels and bladder!!! Just not enough room for everything. I found it possible to lay on my back in a reclining desk chair and using another chair or the edge of a table, slowly be able to work both deep into my ass. It is necessary to use a lot of lube, and keep your back/innards straight to allow the deep penetration. Once you can take these two on, I think you're ready for the Rambone.
I found lying down would not work and since Rambone has the suction cup, I chose to stand and used a heavy duty night stand turned at an angle so a corner was between my legs and the Rambone securely stuck about 6 inches back WITH THE BALLS POINTING AWAY FROM ME!. For some reason this made a difference. Also, if you worry about your floor, be sure to have a large towel down in front of you because there will be drips of lube, maybe a little blood, and of course, you'll cum probably more than once as your prostrate gets massaged!
Then using a lot of lube I started to impale myself slowly. Often taking the Rambone out completely and resting for a short time. Trying to take a little more each time, which wasn't always possible. There are three critical areas. First is working past the inner sphincter muscle. This takes some time to stretch, just like the outer one. Then there is the curve. This is where standing up makes the most sense. I found I could maneuver easily while applying pressure by sitting and would find the most comfortable place to pass the curve. The last sticking point is where there is about 2 inches left. Of course this is "virgin" territory since this is that much bigger than the LA special. It took me to my third time with the Rambone before I could sit up very straight and add more pressure to bury the Rambone to the balls. I could only take that for a few seconds and I was cumming without even touching myself. There was an intense full feeling and one of accomplishment, simply unbelievable. Yes it can be done, but it is a lot of work. Worth it? you won't know until you try.
Reviewed By: Ultimate fun
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5 Function Pink Bullet With Pink Controller (Bulk) (Rating: 4/5)
I bought this as an emergency vibrator. It is soooo loud! But, I'll tell you ... just as I'm thinking, "Damn this thing is so loud!" I usually start orgasming. It's got a few patterns but I like steady buzzing best. It's fairly strong and SO not discrete!
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This item is great. Just the right size, Just the right color and just the right lenth. The bubble size is perfect and it looks pretty as well. The shipping was very fast. Great job on this item guys.
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Fashionistas, Glass Nipple Suckers (Rating: 2/5)
I have very large breasts and nipples and these barely go over my nipple. The suction is okay and the rings are okay, but I like very aggressive nipple play so they don't do much for me. I think if you have smaller nipples you may enjoy this product better.
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Sex Please Double Pleasure Dong Waterproof 16 Inch Pink (Rating: 4/5)
Happy with it. It was what I was expecting.
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